A Brief Review of Super Bowl LIV (Shakira & J.L0 2020)

Nobody cared when Shakira and J.Lo Performed the halftime show in 2020 and nearly half the thing was in Spanish.

As is common for Shakira and J.Lo, half the show also pandered to the LGBT community. I am pretty sure the most LGBT dude on earth, Bad Bunny, even made an appearance. Though I honestly can’t tell who the guy wearing silver is. It looks like Bad Bunny.

They are incredibly popular South of the Border.

If you wanna find a hot date, just know the words to a couple Shakira songs, find your local Cantina, loosen up those hips(They don’t lie), and flirt with the Latina’s.

Guaranteed a Good Time. I promise.

Catholic chicks Amirite? Just ask your local 7th Group homeboy.

Anyway, I felt the need to post the 2020 Halftime show because this is the last anthem before the world changed forever…

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About the Author: Johnny Paratrooper

EMAIL is [email protected] Born and Raised in Baltimore City, Maryland. History Degree. 8 Years Airborne Infantry and Scouts Platoon. Iraq Veteran. 4-5 Years as a doorman, bar back, and bouncer in Baltimore. Worked in Construction, Heavy Equipment, Demolition, Corporate Security, Sales, Forest Service contractor, and the Hospitality/Entertainment Industry. Raised Catholic Crusader. Hobbies are race cars and sport bikes. Side projects are HAM Radio, Reloading, and Long Range Shooting.

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