John Wilder: Civil War 2.0 Weather Report – Special Rural Edition
“He’s that distinguished-looking gentleman with the casual wardrobe and darling rural accent.” – The Beverly Hillbillies
Modern Mayberry just got a factory that makes television accessories. I guess that makes us a remote village.
This isn’t a main Civil War 2.0 Weather Report – that will be next Monday, on schedule. Consider this one a “special edition” since I’m sure we already have plenty of fodder for the regular weather report.
So, back to the opening snippet that u/humble_na_miner described as “Lol how to get shot, a thread.”
I’ll reproduce u/ripitthrowaway’s amazing strategy that he came up with in case it’s too hard to read in the post above. I normally try to inject humor, but since his (I’m guessing) words are funny enough, I’ll just quote him verbatim:
The radical Christians are found in the rural areas. Their towns are defenseless, they have almost no cops and their firemen are volunteers. They have to borrow cops and firemen from neighboring jurisdictions miles away in order to handle anything big. And they think they’re safe out there. Forget burning cities, cities are on our sides. It’s time for the rural areas to feel the heat.
You show up 100 deep in every rural town in a 50 mile radius intent on revolution, you’ll crash their system and make them pay.
And if you think I’m kidding, I’m dead serious. This was caused by backward ass rural conservatives operating out of a Christianized worldview (even if they’re not Christian, they’re heavily influenced by it), they were the ones who voted for Trump in ’16; those disillusioned redneck/white trash/blue collar (to quote a country song) types who flipped massively for the GOP. Punish them. Punish their towns. They say “BLM burned the cities to the ground,” I say, “let them see firsthand what I’s like when a community is truly burned to the ground. They want a civil war? They should have been careful what they asked and voted for.”
I’m not the organizing type. But maybe someone who is can organize that. Start in a certain state in the Midwest often called “the south’s middle finger to America.” It’s literally what the south would’ve looked like if it wasn’t reconstructed.
First, wow. I know it’s just one idiot, but I’m sure that there are others who share the sentiment. What is the message, exactly? “Let’s form a band of roving marauders to burn down their barns and property and shoot anyone we feel like. That will show those rural folk what savages they are.”
Not my meme, but, well, accurate.
Second, this is a threat to destroy the lives, property, and community of people whose only crime is not being an idiot Leftist. To be clear, Modern Mayberry has values that are closer to 1982 than 2022, mostly. People still go to church. Kids behave themselves at parks. We’re not shooting each other because (spins wheel) it’s Saturday. In fact, people aren’t shooting each other at all except for the once a twenty-year domestic dispute gone really bad.
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On another platform I read the comments which were primarily the ‘let ’em come and we’ll see how many go back’ type, which fair enough – are completely convincing of a willingness to stand and defend. However, one commentator mentioned AP and the articles done revealing Antifa’s tactics, organization etc., One subsequent commentator who claimed real-world experience took the writer to the woodshed in an insulting way, stating how ‘talking up your enemy’ is helping them, and basically reading/studying up on your foe is a waste of time.
And is the scary part that put’s the fear into me: the point of the initial author who mentioned AP was to bring attention to antifa’s actual experience, organization, dedication to their cause, and protected status. In other words, recommending ‘rural folk’ NOT underestimate their adversaries, and start thinking of potential second-order consequences. And it’s the utter lack of that combination of organization and real thinking on any significant level that raises the alarm bell the most.
Meaning, as various authors in AP have pointed out, any real ‘resistance’ is a combination of real connections such as blood or long friendship, resources, connections on the inside, supplies, finance. While none of these matters to the overnight antifa attempted raid, all these things were what sustained N. Ireland (on both sides), Argentina, and most likely Columbia again in the very near future.
True, the rural can disrupt the urban – even fatally, but the urban can mess with everything electronic, especially all things financial, some with supply, and power to areas not fully self-powered, not to mention lawfare and administrative attacks.
Something is whispering it will take MUCH more than a bolt gun and a backhoe.
“One subsequent commentator who claimed real-world experience took the writer to the woodshed in an insulting way, stating how ‘talking up your enemy’ is helping them, and basically reading/studying up on your foe is a waste of time. ”
This is person to be ignored.
Would love to know what fucking idiot thinks “studying your foe” is a waster of time. Absolute moron.
Can we get this scheduled for the 4th? It would be amazing to cap it all off with fireworks that evening.
Just got a spontaneous chuckle at this – I so like efficiency merged with poetic justice! And come to think of it, all the bang-bang might just provide some cover for actions….