HOUSEKEEPING: A REASON FOR ALL THE EMAILS

If you received like 50 emails from us today, let me explain.

This was an error with the system we use to send emails. Our apologies.

It stopped working a while ago unbeknownst to us and you got sent all the backed up emails once I fixed it.

If it continues to happen, please let me know so that we know the issue isn’t fixed.

If you unsubscribe:

It may take a day or two for the system to know, but you will only receive a single email, not a flood. After that you should be good.

Some people have said they never subscribed to us. THE ONLY REASON YOU RECEIVED AN EMAIL is that you signed up for emails on our site at some point. Maybe you saw a one off post. I do not fucking know. It stopped working a while ago unbeknownst to us and you got sent all the backed up emails once I fixed it.

For those who are asking WTF IS THIS EMAIL THING??, we used to have people sign up to receive the previous days posts. When we migrated hosts, it stopped. We will be starting that again soon.

Again, we apologize. So please stop blowing up our FUCKING EMAIL about it.

I am well aware. Fuck ups happen. Stop fucking yelling at us.

I am working on fixing it.

That is all. Fuck off, smoke cigars, get drunk.

By PatriotmanPublished On: February 10, 2023Categories: Uncategorized16 Comments

About the Author: Patriotman

Patriotman currently ekes out a survivalist lifestyle in a suburban northeastern state as best as he can. He has varied experience in political science, public policy, biological sciences, and higher education. Proudly Catholic and an Eagle Scout, he has no military experience and thus offers a relatable perspective for the average suburban prepper who is preparing for troubled times on the horizon with less than ideal teams and in less than ideal locations. Brushbeater Store Page: http://bit.ly/BrushbeaterStore

16 Comments

Coldsteel1983 February 10, 2023 at 18:30

Shit happens…
- Patriotman February 10, 2023 at 18:39
  
  Tell that to the Kens and Karens who emailed me.
  
  I AM HACKEDDDDDDDDDDD
  
  YOU ARE SPAMMING MEEEEEEEEE
  
  Homie, we have not sent shit in months apparently. You cannot detect an error?
  - boots2u February 10, 2023 at 19:39
    
    Too funny, I realize there are Karen’s out there, but I’m not one of them. Your eMail made me laugh though. LOL
Brian February 10, 2023 at 18:35

Fix your shit already. And have a bourbon! 😀
- Patriotman February 10, 2023 at 18:37
  
  Way ahead of you on that one lol
SRKAddict February 10, 2023 at 18:38

Yea I spent a good 15 seconds cleaning up on my end. I find it hard to believe any of your patrons would freak out, trolls.
- Patriotman February 10, 2023 at 18:40
  
  Right?!?! How long does it take to delete emails?
viciousoptimist February 10, 2023 at 19:32

[hoists a fucking Scapa for the out-damn-standing customer service]
Philosophically Inclined February 10, 2023 at 19:34

I’m not one of the “fuckers” bothering you, but the eMail was sure entertaining. Keep up the good work!
- Patriotman February 10, 2023 at 20:37
  
  <3 <3 <3 <3
  
  If it wasnt for you beautiful bastards, I would had never known there was a problem
  
  It was the ones that went 10 rounds with me that can fuck off. I think I was pretty cordial and transparent when I said what happened. These cunts kept going on. Fuck em
  - Dean February 11, 2023 at 00:30
    
    You are good. Got a blast of emails also today. Figured a glitch, or Chinese balloon… No big deal…
AZ Minuteman February 11, 2023 at 01:02

You know those people who just have to get the parking spot closest to the door at the store because they are too lazy to walk another 20 steps? Those are the same lazy fucks who can’t be bothered to hit the fucking delete key when it comes to email.

They have even created an entire industry of spam blockers just because these people can’t hit the delete key, and now important emails get blocked and spam still goes through, all due to lazy fucks. I feel your pain man.
Dan February 11, 2023 at 08:09

Off topic….Thursday’s SOL was fucking fantastic! Bigfoot…The Giant of Kandahar…the Dogman…the dirty fuck USA govt; it was fuckin AWESOME!!! The only thing missing was you all being here at my cabin with my woodstove crackling and me just drinking natty light and a slight smile goin…and enjoying the evening with you fine gents. Thanks to all of you guys!!!!
Shotgun Rifle 45 February 11, 2023 at 09:32

Reading this post was the funniest part of my day yesterday. That is all. Fuck off, smoke cigars, get drunk. This guy gets it. This is how I feel inside most days. Enjoy…https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1624070922549309442
- garand69 February 11, 2023 at 10:02
  
  LMAO… Yep!
Dan February 11, 2023 at 15:26

Hey…does anyone know how I can get Risky Chrisky’s podcast this weekend? Is it on YouTube? Thanks!