Bud Light: Can’t Even Give It Away
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NC Scout is the nom de guerre of a former Infantry Scout and Sergeant in one of the Army’s best Reconnaissance Units. He has combat tours in both Iraq and Afghanistan. He teaches a series of courses focusing on small unit skills rarely if ever taught anywhere else in the prepping and survival field, including his RTO Course which focuses on small unit communications. In his free time he is an avid hunter, bushcrafter, writer, long range shooter, prepper, amateur radio operator and Libertarian activist. He can be contacted at
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Yup. Here in the vast fly-over Midwest, things are warming up–good beer drinkin’ times.
BUT–no one, repeat–NO ONE can be seen in the ‘Bizzaro BUD LITE’ aisle at the all big-box grocers-Giant Eagle, MEIJERS, ACME, Kroger’s. Large $15.00 rebate display with coupons there gathering dust.
Saw a big-assed mega-huge BUD LITE beer distribution truck pull out of one of the grocery store’s loading docks here–ALL FULL–no off-loading. Can’t sell the piss-in-a-boot. Nowhere to put fresh inventory ‘cuz nobody buying the old inventory. Rig was clean as a whistle–washed ‘n waxed.
Rolled down my window and shouted to the driver: “Nothing personal!” and gave him the one-fingered salute. “Which side are you on BUD, which side are you on?”
AH! the power of the purse. No money–no funny. STARVE THE BEAST!
bud light…to be forever known as “butt wipe”
What does American beer and sex in a canoe have in common?
They are both f**king close to water.
Never could drink watery piss beer.