Massive Demo Re-education Program, by Scipio

Last week, The Devil (yes, THE Devil) had all of his demons to stand down from their activities. He called a mandatory special meeting because of a development he could no longer ignore.

This was the first demonic work stoppage in eternity.

To The Devil’s dismay, he found out that the FBI was out-lying his demons! In a rage and a roar that shook the very cells in Hell (don’t worry, no one got out), he demanded all his demons go to the FBI Academy and learn to lie like FBI agents.

All demonic activity was to cease until they ALL learned to lie like the FBI. In addition, prior to attending the Academy, they were required to watch hours of video of FBI agents lying under oath before various investigative committees so the culture shock would be mitigated when they came to face with these High Priests of lies.

As a corollary, the Gates of Hell would be closed temporarily because of staff shortages caused by the mandatory stand down.

By PatriotmanPublished On: May 22, 2023Categories: Scipio2 Comments

About the Author: Patriotman

Patriotman currently ekes out a survivalist lifestyle in a suburban northeastern state as best as he can. He has varied experience in political science, public policy, biological sciences, and higher education. Proudly Catholic and an Eagle Scout, he has no military experience and thus offers a relatable perspective for the average suburban prepper who is preparing for troubled times on the horizon with less than ideal teams and in less than ideal locations. Brushbeater Store Page: http://bit.ly/BrushbeaterStore

2 Comments

Reader May 22, 2023 at 08:07

C.S. Lewis would be proud of mocking the Enemy like this. Great job!
- Scipio May 22, 2023 at 10:10
  
  That would be an honor for him to notice. I have a follow up article to this one that refers to C.S. Lewis’ book “The Screwtape Letters” and Frank Peretti’s “This Present Darkness”. Look for it soon. Thanks