“I get calls from my father to tell me that The New York Times is calling but my old partner Eric, who literally has done me harm for I don’t know how long, is the one taking the calls because my father will not stop sending the calls to Eric. I have another New York Times reporter calling about my representation of Patrick Ho – the f*cking spy chief of China who started the company that my partner, who is worth $323 billion, founded and is now missing. The richest man in the world is missing who was my partner.” – Hunter Biden
You cannot make this stuff up. Even foreign B-movie dialogue thrown out there by some Eastern European non-native English speaker on his second bottle of vodka could manage to be this asinine. As a recap, a dementia-ridden career politician goes through a series of hilarious misadventures and political malevolence from the DNC winds up running as a presidential candidate for a major party. Meanwhile his crackhead son has been busy being a political and financial wrecking ball on not one, but three continents. Bribes, LNG ports, the laptop, the pictures and of course the hookers and blow…it’s literally Wolf of Wall Street except with more drugs and a random, crazy old guy. I mean Hunter labeled this audio file ‘th My favorite part of this entire story is that it’s not only true, but Joe Biden has a reasonable chance of becoming president. People not only have voted for this man, but a majority of them likely will. You need to let that sink in and contemplate the amount of bleach that reality and human nature are about to dump into the gene pool. What a time to be alive!